Thursday, February 12, 2009

Англи хэлийг буруу сонсвол...

Can You hear me?.. – Can you here me? – Та намайг энд чадах уу?..
Undressed custom model – Гаалийн шалдан модель
Manicure – Money cure – Мөнгөн эмчилгээ
I'm just asking – I’m just ass king – Би зөвхөн бөгсний хаан
I have been there – I have bin there – Надад тэнд сав байгаа
God only knows – God only nose – Бурхан зөвхөн хамар
We are the champions – We are champignons – Бид бол мөөгнүүд
You feel alright – You feel all right – Чи баруун талаас бүхнийг мэдэрнэ
Bye bye baby, baby good bye – Buy buy baby, baby good buy – Хүүхэд аваарай, хүүхэд сайн наймаа шүү
To be or not to be – Two bee or not two bee – Хоёр зөгий эсвэл хоёр зөгий биш
I fell in love – Би дурлалд унав
Just in case – Зөвхөн цүнхэнд
Oh, dear – Oh, deer – Хөөх, буга!
I saw my honey today – Өнөөдөр би балаа хөрөөдсөн
I'm going to make you mine – Би чамд уурхай хийж өгнө
Finnish people – Finish people – Хүмүүсийг устга
Phone seller – Худалдагчид утасд
Good products – God for ducks – Галууны бурхан
Let's have a party – Нам байгуулцгаая
Watch out! – Гадагшаа хар!
I know his story well – Би түүний түүхийн худгийг мэднэ
Press space bar to continue – Сансрын баарны хэвлэл үргэлжилнэ
I've just saw your balance sheet – I’ve just saw, your balance shit – Би сая харлаа, таны баланс өмхий баас.
Let it be! – Let it bee! – Энэ зөгий байг!
I love you baby – I love your baby – Би чиний хүүхдэд хайртай

Зөв орчуулгыг өөрсдөө олоорой... хэхэ

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3 Comments:

At 1:22 PM , Blogger Ганаа_бж said...

Yooooyo... eleg eleg...
Yamar ineedtei yum be. Hugjiltei yumaa. Hezee ch ingej bodoj baisangui.
Urgeljluuleerei.
Bas ineed beleglesend bayarlalaa.

 
At 4:41 PM , Blogger arsun said...

Сар шинэдээ сайхан шинэлээрэй. Элгээрээ энх амгалан, төрлөөрөө түвшин амгалан байхын ерөөлийг дэвшүүлье!

 
At 11:26 PM , Blogger Enhbat said...

xa xa, ene deer ueiin onigoo sanaand orchihloo.

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let’s hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu。

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’’s the man’s name.

George: That’s whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.

 

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